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J.R. Ewing (Dallas Style)


He´s called john ross and he comes from texas
A stetson hat on his head-some whisky in his glas
He married sue ellen and they live in dallas
she´s a kind of alcoholic- but´s got a pretty ass

chorus:
He says "you dirty bitch-don´t care about you
Make my day i don´t wanna stay
All i want is drink some more and pay for a teenage whore

Well it´s time to sack the petroleum industry
Get the livestock back-and drink another whisky
Let´s go to the ranch and make a big party
That´s fun to get drunk whith the ewing family

chorus

(Let Me Be Your) Porno Star


Go back home and slap my wife--Porno is a way of life
That´s how i used to become rich--Having fun with a slutty bitch

Perverted boy for a porno queen--You know i like to be obscene
The camera´s on for a sleazy quest-Let´s go just do your best

I´m working every night--until the morning light
Greatest job i´ve ever had
So lie down next to me--Do what i wanna see
Baby-preach love can´t be so bad

Gimme gimme gimme gimme more and more
Want i want i want i wantyou to be my whore
So let me be your porno star

 

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